Happy 45th
Birthday, Mom. ❤️
I could've just handed you your birthday present...
but unfortunately your son has internet access.
Mom's Birthday
Getaway Game
Your starting vacation fund:
10 extremely serious questions.
Every correct answer:
Maximum possible prize:
Please spend responsibly. This kind of money can change a family.
For bravely discovering that stairs
do, in fact, go downward.
Estimated recovery time:
3–5 business days. 😭
Enough family trauma.
Pick a getaway.
What sounds best for a weekend away?
For seeing holy water
and apparently thinking:
“Yeah, I could drink that.”
Technically hydrated.
Spiritually upgraded. 😭
Your Airbnb
HAS to have...
Spain 2019.
Dad losing fights with staircases.
Kaylee deciding holy water was apparently a beverage.
Getting lost.
Random arguments.
And about a thousand other stories.
Different places.
Different moments.
Same chaotic family. ❤️
the Michael virus:
“I'm taking the MacBook away from him.” 😭
After an incredibly
fair competition...
We've made a lot
of memories already.
The funny ones.
The chaotic ones.
The random ones we somehow still talk about years later.
So instead of buying you more stuff,
I wanted your real gift to help you
make another memory. ❤️
You and Dad
have some planning to do.
Based on our extremely advanced vacation algorithm:
Your next adventure
is on me.
A $500 Airbnb gift card.
Pick a weekend.
Pick somewhere beautiful.
Take Dad.
Go shopping.
Drink a Modelo.
Relax.
And please keep Dad away from the stairs. ❤️
Check your
phone, Mom.
Your Airbnb gift card code is on its way.
Happy 45th Birthday.
I love you. ❤️